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9/03/2003

La Culpa de Africa

El caso es que opinan muchos paleontólogos que hace mucho tiempo, un continente casi por completo selvático, actualmente llamado África, comenzó a sufrir muchas menos lluvias que en tiempos anteriores. Parece ser que la selva desapareció en su mayor parte, y quedó la sabana. Sí, ese lugar con muchos arbustos y algún árbol, clima tropical (es decir, muy seco en una temporada y muy lluvioso en otra), amarillo, que aparece en los documentales de la 2 encuadrando leones, cebras, jirafas y gacelas. Parece ser que los monos se vieron obligados a bajar de los árboles al suelo, poblado de altas hierbas. Y que sin el refugio de las copas arbóreas, de vez en cuando se debían levantar para ver si venía un león a comérselos.
Parece ser que los que más se levantaban eran comidos con menor frecuencia, y por ende su ADN se transmitió con mayor éxito. Y el mono se hizo bípedo, y dejó de ser mono.
Manos libres. ¿Y para qué, si no existían los teléfonos móviles? Pues para transportar cosas. Como comida. Y el mono, dejando de ser mono, transportó las cosas con las manos.
Boca libre. ¿Y para qué, si no podían pasarse el día entero comiendo? Pues para perfeccionar un sistema de comunicación.
Y...milenios después, al continente se le llamó África.

(Nota: apréciese la inutilidad de esas manos libres, si no hubiese seguido el perfeccionamiento del lenguaje. Al menos, en cuestiones telefónicas)

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